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the thought cabinet is a recreation of the disco elysium protagonist's inner thoughts and their skill bonuses. but this time around with my own inner conflicts.fun!
Bonuses from the thought:
+2 Pain Threshold: Masochist
-1 Logic: Kind of stupid
PROBLEM / SOLUTION
Wow, who would have thought that stabbing yourself with needles repeatedly can get so fun? This is like a whole new world! Who knows, if you keep this up long enough, you'll eventually learn to enjoy breaking your own neck.
BRAINCLEANER
Bonuses from the thought:
+2 Volition: Immune to ragebait
PROBLEM / SOLUTION
Delete, uninstall, disconnect. Block content, remove, unsubscribe. Exhibit self-control, don't click that shiny link. Hours of labor and effort are finally, finally paying off.
BODY LANGUAGE CHARLATAN
Bonuses from the thought:
+1 Perception: Sniff out fear
-1 Empathy: Callousness
PROBLEM / SOLUTION
It's like the ultimate guide to human behavior. The key to navigating all social situations, observing others and adjusting your behavior accordingly. You absolute psychopath.
ACADEMIC MASOCHISM
Bonuses from the thought:
+1 Encyclopedia: Now with 10% more useless facts
-1 Authority: Minimum wage
PROBLEM / SOLUTION
How far are you willing to go for superiority? For another three letters to add to your name, for a fleeting sense of authority? How many more papers are there to publish, how many undiscovered phenomena yearn to carry your name? Did anyone even consult the ethics board?
EMBARASSMENT MACHINE
Bonuses from the thought:
-1 Authority: Childish folly
+2 Drama: Hot and unbothered
PROBLEM / SOLUTION
Riding the high of no lunch and five drinks, you do it. You confess your love to your crush—in front of his girlfriend. And everyone else at the bar. Nosebleed tickets to your public emotional exorcism. Your face turns red, then infrared, then ultraviolet. Your soul is melting in real-time. Heat death of the ego, served in a highball glass.
What could possibly be worse than this? Nothing. That’s the answer. Nothing could be worse.
The part of you thats cringes burns out like a bad fuse. There's nothing left to lose, no face to save. You thrive in embarrassment now. Societal norms? Optional. Important calls? Easy. Presentations? A joke. Hell, you could start a cult right now.
THOUGHT IN PROGRESS
Bonuses from the thought:
+2 Inland Empire: Dreamer
-1 Physical Instrument: Weakling
PROBLEM / SOLUTION
TBA.
THOUGHT IN PROGRESS
Bonuses from the thought:
+2 Inland Empire: Dreamer
-1 Physical Instrument: Weakling
PROBLEM / SOLUTION
TBA.
THOUGHT IN PROGRESS
Bonuses from the thought:
+2 Inland Empire: Dreamer
-1 Physical Instrument: Weakling
PROBLEM / SOLUTION
TBA.
THOUGHT IN PROGRESS
Bonuses from the thought:
+2 Inland Empire: Dreamer
-1 Physical Instrument: Weakling
